California Girls Parody (Louisiana Girls)
Greetings loved ones...let's take a journey! I know a place where The Saints just won the superbowl Loud, fun, and crazy-mardi gras down off bourbon street stroll Sippin sweet iced tea layin underneath the cypress trees Boys break their bank from all the hurricane mandatories You can travel the world, but nothing comes close to our oil filled coast We don't need any FEMA and we hate the names Audry, Rita, and Katrina Lo-uis-i-ana girls we have parishes, known well for our southern cuisine We eat things you've never even heard of, Whoa oh oh oh oh oh, oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh! Lo-uis-i-ana girls we're the hottest, sweatin all our makeup right off South side represent slap those mosquitoes off! Whoa oh oh oh oh oh, oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh! Sex in the swamp. I wouldn't dare get near those gators. We freeeak in my You can travel the world, but nothing comes close to our erosion coast Yes we call northerns yankees, cause they don't have our southern hospitality Lo-uis-i-a...